As a millennial…

You sound hurt.

Feel better now?

She’s not good at cyber!

Living in Cleveland/philly punishment enough, blah blah, skyline chili

I know... wish she’d just Foulke off.

Rumor has it there will be an extended extended trailer sometime in December.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Reporter: Tom, has Donald ever touched you inappropriately?

Way to go Giants! Their bullpen has a long history of choking. No, I’m not a fan of any particular team in baseball - I just love watching the Giants lose.

Come on, that’s not really all that weird. Cut the man some slacks.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, should I go on?

Gollumiani is still out searching for the One Ring.

While we slept, Jeb Bush plotted. He combed the records, he called in favors, and he dug and dug and dug. And then it was revealed: The Bushy had the key all along that would get the dish of revenge, while cold, served up to Jeb at just the right time. Delicious.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?