Oh neat, this could be a fun article-

I said this exact thing before.

...that is to say, I expect you to pay me a percentage for every star your comment gets

Haha - it’s a good one! Save date was 5 years ago.

Welcome to the party, Rory.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

You can’t get a hole in your fragile 1911 radiator if it isn’t in the front of the car.

Well, at least now he’s $50 away from meeting his deductible for 2019.

Losers: “haha penis stage”

Me, a man of taste: 

How would it look with a Vista Cruiser roof grafted on to it?

This is gonna date me but I was terrified of the Wallmasters in the original Legend of Zelda (i.e. the hands that come out of the wall). They were super creepy, and what they represented was so much worse — lost game progress, because they took you back to the beginning of the dungeon.

The run-ins with the X parasite throughout Metroid Fusion.  They were such simple scenes but the tension would ratchet to ELEVEN whenever she’d show up...and not just the escape, RUN NOW AND HIDE DAMNIT! ones..even when she’d make a short cameo after you went through a specific area.  It just all came together so…

That and we were all like 13ish? Every game before that was like Mario 64...here's your Xbox. The Duke controller, and years of nightmares

The scariest moment in gaming would be when I was playing Leisure Suit Larry and then my mom walked in.

first time alma popped up in fear damn near killed me

The first time the Flood attacks you in Halo: CE. I nearly pissed myself, those off screen jump attacks coming from every direction...the running for your life campaign event....shudders

Looks like the Bugatti EB112 concept, which tried and failed to impress the world with the “Art Deco Slug” aesthetic (also in ‘93):

Also meant to add:

I can't watch any more of these German sitcoms!