5,400 pieces of Dubble Bubble = ~5 minutes of total chewing time.

5,400 pieces of Dubble Bubble = ~5 minutes of total chewing time.

Didn't the M3 CSL have a cardboard trunk floor or something?

It's still the original $59.99 on Steam though...

It's still the original $59.99 on Steam though...

That's cool and all but it's no Samurai.

Was ist das?

Tudor Sedan? And here I was thinking that BMW started that nonsense.

Money is not made in auto journalism by filling your front page with dad-fucker articles.

Looks like a G.I. Joe toy.

Whatever you do don't watch this:

I flew it out of Logan once, and one of the engines sucked in a bird on takeoff. After circling around and making a landing were were stuck in the terminal for almost 6 hours waiting for a new plane. For the trouble Airtrans gave everybody on board that flight vouchers for a free round trip ticket with them. We used…

Would you rather get an F1 steering wheel with no car, or an F1 car with no steering wheel?

Better than spiders in the intake manifold.

I just wanna know how to get the "mechanic" smell out of my clothes. I've washed my favorite jeans umpteen-million times and they still whiff of grease and oil.

How about a car with a sink in it?

I'd go with a Suburban because the passenger is like, a good two feet away from you.

Panoz. Because it sounds like a bear fucking a hornets' nest.

Cool. Now do it with all the cars.

One of my co-workers won $50,000 on a scratch ticket last year. What did he buy? This:

You need to go to the complete opposite end of the spectrum, and buy the cheapest running car you can find on the local craigslist/classifieds, sight unseen. A true winter beater.