You're doing it wrong. Where's the pig's feet?

This Canadian one for the WRX is one of my favorites.

Or you could get neither and cruise around town in one of these for much less money!

Give it a turbo V6 and paint everything black perhaps?

I've made a terrible pun/possible new tagline for Chevy to use. You decide which it is.

So it's be basically be like a riding lawnmower. That pedal you push to make it go isn't a throttle, it's a lever that adjusts the cones of the CVT.

You guys laugh but it's actually not that far from what they sound like (assuming you've got a boat with an inboard v-8, that is).

YepYepYepYepYepYep Uh-huh Uh-huh!

How many of those 1207 cars are Skyline variants?

Bitch please, I'm paying $4.4x up here in MA.

Just L'Stop!

I still see plenty of the second and third gen ones but I have never actually seen an original one in the flesh.

Eagle anything.

The first gens of both the Escort and Cavalier have all but vanished from existence.

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Since when is Charcoal a "flashy" color?!

Dear God, even the Camry's crash test is boring.

Next QOTD should be the ugliest tracks. My nomination? Sonoma. So. Much. Brown.

Noooooooooooooo! Deep Forest!