I'd have to check but I'm sure Porsche would charge double that.

My first was a '96 sedan. You should read this.

So what's the Citroen's 200 meter time?

How about the Suzuki Cultus, possibly one of the most badge-engineered cars of all time. The nameplate was introduced in 1983 but of particular note is the second generation from 1988. It was sold as the Cultus, Suzuki Swift, Chevrolet Sprint, Geo Metro, Pontiac Firefly, Subaru Justy, and Holden Barina. Those were…

I actually like the front end that Volga put on it, much better than the original.

Eat my brick wall!

Ha. It looks like they're in an aircraft hangar.

Believe it or not in colonial America lobsters were actually thought to be insects and thus unsuitable for consumption. They were fed to prisoners.

I've had about thirty minutes of training with Adobe Flash and I think I could make something better than that.

Better than those Korean animations.

On a visit to Ireland a year or two ago I think.

You could always buy a Porsche 912. It looks the part, but little will onlookers know that what you're driving is a cheap four cylinder facsimile of one of the most desireable sports cars ever made.

Here's an old army video explaining how multiple planetary gearsets interact. I believe it was previously featured on Jalopnik.

Perhaps make it an SWB this time?

J-Lo Pink?

Get rid of that stupid front plate and you'll get a car that is positively overjoyed to see you.

I feel like we've done this before as a QOTD. I'm too lazy to search for it but we've done it.

How the hell am I the first person to do this?

What about audio systems in regular cars? It pains me to compliment a Sienna, but the JBL Synthesis system in my Mom's is actually pretty good.