*furiously scribbles on whiteboard with notes for "weekly/weakly" joke*

I remember that story. She was kicked off a jury for talking to the press. The reports were careful to note that in dismissing her the judge made no mention of the fact that she wore a Star Trek uniform to the trial every day.

Only if you got enough scratch to buy it.

Hey, that comment is a little too close to actual game theory! Watch it, or the joke will collapse.

I seem to recall that Taco Bell had somebody really creative and puckish running their account a few years ago . . . not that I'm curious enough to actually follow their corporate account to see if that's still the case.