“And this time around, we’ll have control of everything.”

About 1/4 of the Book of Jonah is Jonah and God arguing about a plant.

There are skits that are funnier over all, but the one that gets the single biggest laugh from me is “Philosopher’s Football,” namely the moment when the Greeks score, and Hegel and Kant both argue against the call on the basis of apriori knowledge and the categorical imperative, and then Karl Marx jumps in to argue…

Dark Knight is more Heat than Wire.

I read things like this and I think I’m going mad. I did not like Batman Returns when it came out. I thought it was a mess. The only bit I did like is in that first clip, the shot of Batman floating down surrounded by bats, and only because it looked like they copied this poster, which I had on my wall at the time.

Christ, I could do without THAT fucking song too.