Dennis Miller broke my heart; I had such a weird crush on him in the mid-90s...

“[E]very single cast member from every single permutation of the show had nothing but positive things to say about the show.” 

Unfortunately, it was the correct decision. A plain reading of the Commerce Clause makes it evident that the Clause can’t be stretched that far. The state and all others without FGM legislation should enact such legislation ASAP.

Super wicked late response to your comment, but I just saw him interviewed in a multi-part behind-the-scenes Monty Python documentary on Netflix. His spazzy interviews were truly inane, he sounded coked out of his mind, and it was really the only sour note of the documentary for me.

If I could give you more stars for this (most notably for “spineless windsock Lindsay Graham”) I would. Beautifully said; thank you.

Maybe it’s Jezebel that should be cringing... hopefully the photo I’ve attached shows up - it’s the ad that shows up right across from your article: “Confirm Kavanaugh.”

So disappointed...

Agreed; I live in Central Maine but travel to mill towns fairly often, and they finally got the FEELING and look of that Maine right.

...and then they said “Bangor.” And “Skowhegan.” And the spell broke. Why didn’t King teach them how to say those names correctly?

I love you for the comment and for the Bloom County reference. You get all the points, and may you get a pink Cadillac for Trump’s head (I think I’m mixing my BC comics now, but I’m stoned).

Agreed. Plus, the Maus book Emily was looking at is emblematic of resistance to an oppressive evil regime - I think that’s a clue that he’s Resistance.

Did anyone notice that the book Emily was reading so briefly was Art Spiegelman’s “Maus”? I think that that Easter egg, with the book’s themes of occupation, captivity and escape, may be a hint to us from the writers that Commander Lawrence may actually be with the Resistance.

I had such a crush on him when I was 16 - watched his stand-up on Comedy Central over and over. SO disappointed in what he’s become.

Exactly. Plenty of time to hit up Amigo’s (uggghhh) or wherever when it’s decent out.

...And teetering down the cobblestones on Wharf Street in ridiculous heels. The Old in me wants to yell, “You WILL break both of those ankles, young lady!”

She’s also Catholic.

*Bridge to Nowhere

This entire thread is just weird. Why is it okay to make these sweeping generalizations again?

THANK YOU! Duckie is a scuzzy “nice guy.”

Nonononononono! Cover Girl made ALL OF my eyelashes fall out (not once, but twice, because I thought the first time was a fluke). It was horrifying. I've never had any problems with any other mascara, though, so I no longer trust them.

I have the exact same coloring, and I wear a dark brown liner and variations of gold and bronze.

I would enjoy having this sentence on my coffee's sticker.