WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS

I would like to give you both hugs.

Taylor Swift will now write 3.6 billion bitter, pointed songs about this. Get this lady some phone books!

Fuck those people right in their fucks.

Frankly, I'm kind of surprised it wasn't attributed to Marilyn Monroe.

But what if we want pretty mermaid pubes? Mer-muff.

This is NOT to minimize the awful things she did to that poor couple, but...

Wait, how was she mean? We need details!!!

Whither Fantastic Max? Or Bucky O'Hare?

Oh, good. I was already over "basic". Now I am over "Columbusing" as well, a word you just made up and are clearly very proud of.