“This one’s worth appreciating if just for how unsexy it’s been.”

At least with a one in three chance you have much better odds of winning than the Mets.

Thanks,

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

I think McCoy’s wrong about that. Look at this guy Chip just signed:

The trucker hats were actually a fallback plan. Each member of the wedding party was originally supposed to get a flag with his or her name on it. Someone was supposed to pick them up from a store near the reception hall, but after a bit of a mix-up the flags were picked up in Dallas by mistake.

I’ll be interested to see if this sticks.

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

What are you, a feminist?

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Thomas will be fine, so long as she can ignore all the red flags on the field.

Oh great, now the coaches will start abusing women too.

I'm in Jacksonville, so the left sidebar only referred me to twelve-step programs.

They keep saying he'll go number 1, but if you ask me, he looks a lot closer to type 2.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

This clip makes me inordinately happy. Good to know Austin's teammates cringe as much as fans do everytime Disaster Rivers steps on the court. Blake's impression is awesome, but I bet every Clipper has a great one, and I wanna see 'em all. The whiny scowl, the incoherent iso moves, the senseless videogame shots...

Does this make Snyder one of those people who...you know, gives something, but then tries to take it back?

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]