It's Indiana, not Insteve.

"We were on tour with the Grateful Dead in Oregon. They were playing the show and they start playing Fire on the Mountain. The volcano next door, Mt. Helens, blows up. When the show was over a bunch of us raced to the airport and boarded a plane. We told people at the airport we were scientists studying…

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Ironically his Lisfranc injury came from stepping on this.

A handful of media people passed along what they thought they saw (what they did see), and it took off from there.

Tebow: [approaches waters]
Tebow: [dips toe into waters]
Tebow: [tastes waters]
Tebow: [sprinkles waters onto forehead]
Waters: [fly ten feet beyond forehead]
Every DB in the NFL: [goes to heaven]

I'd also like to give Johnny Manziel another shot, but that would be a cruel thing to do.

"Just give it up already."

Fuck Eric Striker. He's a linebacker on a D-I football team. What does he know about the plight of people who have to pay someone to be their friend?

Spanish, Brazilian, Argentines...they're a whole lot more European than "latinos". In fact, most Argentines I've ever met don't even like to be called latino or hispanic...they're quick to tell you that they may be from Argentina and speak Spanish but are of European (usually Italian) stock. Mexicans (it's ok, I'm…

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

However, Nick said, they do have hours of Jim Harbaugh flexing in front of changing cubicle mirrors.

Kaplan: You're sure you don't have it?

Dan Kaplan: Do you have any video of Dez Bryant in the parking lot?

All being thrown to by Geno Smith, presumably.