All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

Starring this because I did this on Tuesday—tipped too low, realized it, then threw down some cash.

30 wings for 21 bucks is a killer deal.

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

The Lakers are 15-41.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Orange is the new orange

"The Brown is unchanged."

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

"Sabathia says he'll be stronger if his body returns to its salad days."

He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.

That's what you think is two-faced? That's not two-faced. A guy who likes being in the spotlight seeking attention is not two-faced. It might be silly that he wanted to hype up his appearances even though he didn't really need to, but that's not two-faced.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

this is a joke.

Who says a director can't portray a black man postively and add bangs?

There are four legends concerning Carmelo Anthony.

Dorsett: [screaming at television] This is barely the football I remember!

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