He gets a pass all because his brother is a good neighbor.

Jenkins: [sobbing]

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Hernandez: I've been through this death thing before. It gets better with time.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

I heard they're getting a Davidians too. It's not not a flagship store, just a branch.

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

"Hey, is it cool if the parrot watches?"

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Fortunately, Pop was able to save time by getting checked out and doing his required interview at the same time:

As someone who lives near the epicenter of the current measles outbreak (Disneyland), the anti-vaxxers (and there are a lot of them here) drive me insane. What kind of selfish, self-centered douchebag is willing to risk the well-being of their child and the well-being of everyone else because you're not smart enough…

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

Wrong locale, J.J..

Wasn't DVOA something they tried in A Gronking to Remember?

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

"Thank you for calling the NFL's crisis management hotline. Please carefully listen to the following menu: if you've witnessed the tampering or doctoring of an official NFL football, press 1. If you are an ex-NFL player and are currently experiencing debilitating health issues associated with head trauma, please enter…

this guy knows that Under Armor isn't a euphemism for Chastity Belt, right?