Argonaut all men.

The dog has, of course, already apologized for his involvement in the incident.

Kelce de Leche

He's probably just sucking up to Andy Reid.

My favorite is the 76ers one:

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.

"shaky and questionable."

Gayle: [Cancels Thanksgiving]

A Streetcar Named Depends.

It visibly pains Brunell to recall all the time and effort he put into maintaining Mark Sanchez's balls during his last two years in the league.

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

"Who needs a dispute for family ownership to be ugly?"
-Mark Davis

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Apparently his "two fingertips and a thumb" technique translates beyond the gridiron.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"I had turned around for just a second,"

"So many bricks."

Police are continuing to investigate the kidnapping claim, and have released a forensic sketch based on Allenby's description:

I'll see your Padres and raise you....