Why would you spend money on this? You can make your own wizard's nose by taking a dildo and showing it pictures of ugly people.

Organdalf

"How much money would that have cost us?"

Arrest Con Pollo

Jesus take the Bill

Asked what time she expected him to arrive, Ms. Rhimes replied "not really sure—he's tough to nail down."

"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"

Well, Sanchez is a daft punk.

Weird. I thought Clash of Klans would surely be more of a St. Louis problem.

A Farmville addiction nearly sunk Andrew Luck's career, but luckily his 372 relatives can hold down the fort during the season.

Unsurprisingly, Rose was the only one on the court who didn't have a knee-jerk reaction.

This DeMarcus Ware Sack Is The Slickest Play Of The Year

he ends up all alone in a patch of grass, shaken and confused

I thought the cruelest move in the NFL was Baltimore to Indianapolis.

Favre: [sends Manning an unsolicited dick]

It's actually a tie-in to Papa John's new Ultimate Meats pizza.

"Chugging is dumb."

They actually have a lot in common. Both of them are well-versed at inflicting three minutes of sheer hell.

And I thought his songs had bad hooks.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.