Well he's not Puerto Rican, so he sure as shit couldn't have been a Shark.

But in that alternate reality, Brady turns out like Rob Lowe with Cable.

You sure told those libtards, "joemama420."

LOL hate phonies....

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

In light of the beef with Young, Snoop added some security measures to his house, namely, a large white line 23' 9" away from the front door.

At least someone profited off of the likenesses of these wretched pieces of shit.

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

"Poo Dollar" makes me now understand why Manziel did this gesture after being drafted by the Browns.

There's only 31 nfl cities.

At least these guys managed to successfully steal from Dillards.

She does have some great cans.

Duff diving

Randle attempted to steal a bottle of Gucci Guilty Black

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

"Your honor, I am here representing Mr. Randle on these charges."

That gave me a chill.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

"I see London/