"Any great concentration camp stories? Let's hear 'em!"

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

NBA: This is too sexy

Since the cheerleaders will be working at "half-speed", it's only fitting that the Spurs will be retiring Boris Diaw's Red Lobster bib before the game.

I for one think it's a fantastic idea to ban a song called "Shirt Off" in San Antonio.

He then pronounced judgment on the entire other team

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It's Phelps's second suspension by USA Swimming: he got three months in 2009 after a newspaper published a photo of him hitting a bong.

So much for using Josh Gordon's rehab facility.

A grammarian until the end, perhaps Shelby was just confused by the club's name.

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

Obviously, there are a few more tapes the NFL hasn't seen.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

but you just might win gas for a year!

At the moment, I feel bad for Ward Jr., but if his next drug test reveals that there was enough marijuana in his system to impair his judgment, then I might be inclined to place all of the blame on him for this loss.

"I am shocked."

Peppard used to carry around a tin of sea salt in his pocket. And whenever he brought a fetching young starlet to Woodland, he take a pinch of the salt, throw it at the girl, and then say, 'You've been salted. Now for a dash of PEPPARD."

"The Bills should definitely cut him." —Emmitt Smith

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.