WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

It's okay to burn it down and start over, there was never money in that second banana stand.

Colts Immediately Cut Da'Rick Rogers After DUI Arrest Discovering Missing Letter Is P

Peterson was similarly inspired and emboldened by his coach's support.

Oh, I thought that just meant he was assistant captain.

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

[Samer catches train to Washington DC]

Ferry: Magic, would you take a message to the rest of the blacks?

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

Crash of the Titan

"He looked over at me and said 'I'm going to kill everybody in your (expletive) vehicle. It was so random, so bizarre I was like, 'What?'"

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Full disclosure: Proud Polish boy here, and I've heard all the jokes. But it's days like this that I simply don't understand how the good Polish people have the unearned reputation of folding against the blitz.

remember when you could hit people?! I mean I'm 21 so I don't remember such an era but Ditka insists it happened so it must have happened and have been better

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

At a leisurely pace on a crisp, early autumn morn?

Who the hell would bait clicks by writing about MLS?

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!