Wasn't there already a story about a massive dick on foals?

"You know, babe, it's true what they say about guys with big foreheads."

And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.

When told his club was now in possession of 1 1/2 pounds of the white stuff, Josh Hamilton promptly checked himself into rehab.

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

coconut bob has gone 0-2 in this post.

What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

Cards' fans should be happy the players seem to be over Pujols, too.

I can't believe people are still making a big deal about this. Who cares? Why all the media hype for so little basketball talent. I used to enjoy reading Deadspin before all of you decided to push this bullshit agenda down my throat.

Reminder: You'll never get a ring with sloppy Ds.

When Ray Rice hits up one woman, it's a big controversy. But when two white guys hit up seven of them, the reaction is Bless these men? Thought we were post-racial. GUESS NOT.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

Oh my god, are you okay?

There is no such security on normal game days, and while the league will say the Super Bowl is a particularly inviting target, fans still had to go through a second, identical security check once they got to the stadium.

It's all in the execution. Adidas managed to make a much better ad campaign about a Bull put out to pasture.

And meanwhile it is incomprehensible for this dude to believe that the same concept was applied with taking over airplanes and running it into two towers....