Ohhh, there's the midget!

Feel free to doubt it, Tim.

The Brandon Flowers injury was a killer.

John Candy's Mother Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Chefs

"Chasing young men around a field, taking as many pictures as I can. Man, that's how I wanna go."

Jesus, I wouldn't get that upset over an egregious non-call.

"I'm a news guy but here is a small sampling from our facebook page. Their words, not mine."

In keeping with the Jet Way dealership tradition, employees got hammered and yelled SHOW US YOUR TITS at the secretary for three and a half hours.

Shanahan: "I always lie."

[cumulus]

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

woosh

At 5 a.m. Jan. 12, 2012, academy officers swept into the dorms, banging on the doors of about 50 cadets

Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

Government under the control of people like him is basically like one of those hideous insects that murders its prey and then wears its skin around as a disguise.

What?

They know about the brains of 40-somethings in Dallas. There's still parts of one scattered through Dealey Plaza.

ALTERNATE ENDING

This might seem light, but let's not forget that David Carradine died during his 30-minute suspension.