I guess they've never heard of the First Amendment. Unbelievable.

The reactions from the other drafters is both funny and confusing, as I can't see why they wouldn't find the humor in this. It's just so patently ridiculous. I mean, it's inconceivable that anyone would be stupid enough to draft Tim Tebow in the first round of anything, right? That would NEVER happen. I mean, you'd…

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

"It was a pretty good array of magazines. It actually had a variety, too. It was almost like a newsstand, put it that way...It was the precursor to the internet. You just picked up one, and there was a little sign that said when you’re done with the book, put it back."

Given its damage control abilities, the media bridge has already risen to number 2 on the QB depth chart.

Hopefully Gronk's flip has a better result than Josh Brent's.

Your right. I tried to hard and will try to come up with better materiel. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your high standerds.

It's all a whole bunch of nothing, as 99 percent of preseason storylines tend to be.

I feel the same way when the schoolgirls I've paid good money to watch end up having stretch marks and varicose veins.

As soon as it was hit, he goes, 'Come on. Punch me. Punch me'

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?

Wow, it's the second quarter and dude is still standing.

Hey, if you think that'll work, be my guest. I tried pulling on it for a while, but I ended up just going blind.

I have to be honest, this is fantastic timing. I'm currently embroiled in a situation that's very... sensitive, I guess is a good way to put it. In fact, it's very sensitive, and frankly things could go either way right now and that's not good. And you're exactly the person who I need to talk to about it.

I think I saw this one.

Looks like somebody took the straight outta Compton.

No no, you never wanted to buy your favorite college athlete's jersey. You just wanted a Texas A&M jersey that just so happened to have #2 on it. Total coincidence.

So the Steelers haven't fixed their OL yet? So it still looks like this?

I gotta say, for me, the most surprising part of this story is that there's a deranged criminal associated with the Dallas Mavericks organization, and Dirk Nowitzki hasn't proposed marriage yet.

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.