"Rockin the new @spurs armband lol #holocaust"
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Scene: Michael Phelps is taking a field sobriety test
The alternate, of course, is to jack up your cable rates.
Much like another second-fiddle LA sports team, it'll reboot to find out that the only difference is that it runs Windows 9.
+250k
"I told you to respond with an allusion, but that's cool too."
Reporter: Was there consideration or temptation to use Kyle Orton?
Oh The INTs You'll Throw
Bear: [falls asleep on pile of unused blackberries]
Are you worried about your Week 4 matchup against FakeBradSmith? How do you feel about his choice in knockoff designer fashion?
They've now gotten rolled by 19 points two weeks in a row, including yesterday's blowout by the shorthanded Chiefs.
Between this and finding out Adrian Peterson gives his kids a licking on a regular basis, the NFL has officially disgusted me too many times in a week.
Spielman: [trotted out to media, issues horseshit statement, walks back offstage] Whew! Good luck out there!
Yeah but the kid still chose him as a father.
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It appears that the NFL's official stance for changing its Rice punishment is that Rice lied to Roger Goodell and other league bigwigs in his description of what happened in that elevator.