1. WTC

Have you ever watched football Barry? From the NFL's standpoint it's clearly defensive horseshit.

I want to loooove you, PYT

How far can you punt the First Amendment?

+100cc

Pictured: A modern day conversation between Abraham and Isaac.

Damn you, Barry. This is America! We say threepassing. #fuckcoke

Finally, a punter that doesn't just support being gay!

[reads story]

:(

Donovan McNabb

It's like you can read my mind.

He could go international with the Fukushima Meltdown, Syria Toxics or Moscow Homobeaters.

Fuck Elvis Dumervil and his fax machine.

What happened to the good old days when commentors like you would still be pink and you'd give up after 6 months?

Inmate: Hey, you like sports, right? Did you hear about that 16 year old boy?

+420

Scene: The Texas Longhorns Alumni Center. COLT and RICKY are browsing Deadspin.

Just a suggestion, but you probably ought to hide that autographed bush photo, too.

Perhaps you left it in the basement.