Anyone notice how she consistently refers to him as “Donald” now instead of promoting his brand? Good move.

Kaylie looks SO MUCH like the baby from Dinosaurs.

I've been nearly vegan for 15 years. The only way I could have kept my beloved cat was to declaw her. She was abused as a kitten and she had unpredictably explosive tempers. I could easily have been sued for that. I'm very certain she was happier declawed and in the best home she'd ever had than miserable in a…

Is Snooki's tat a star made of out cheese?! I hope it's a star made of cheese.

Wait but is the Poison guy single? He sounds fun.

Can you make this a weekly feature please? Because I am at my most slack-jawed amused right now.

Anti-LDR sentiment seems to tap into fear of and submissiveness to feelings for dudes while not holding the same standard for gay men. It's like saying, you can only be dramatic and emotional if you're a man. Pretty big double standard and pretty sexist and also condescending to gay dudes.

I'd argue that J Mac is doing her fair share by making smoking look uncool. That little "clubbing" move? Shudder.

Aside from the point which is that this angel should be able to go wherever she likes even if she had 3 heads, what was this person even talking about? She's fucking adorable.

See also: colon cancer.

Thank god these ppl aren't lawyers or doctors. They seem to have a very slippery grasp on the correlation/causation flaw.

REAL into this throwback. "This is me" was always my 12 yr old bedroom dance jam tho.

Right on, Madeleine. I studied in Paris for six months and took away wonderful things but it also convinced me that I will never live in any other country. It's a very (I say this as a hardcore Dem) liberal American thing to take American values for granted. We're laughable in many ways but so are the French. And…

Miley Cyrus covered The Smiths' "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," if you're looking for a YouTube video that can reduce the resident pompous alt bro in your life to frustrated tears.

This was unreadable.

That trailer was mega fun, but can anyone watch it without laughing? It's seriously overblown on a Christopher Guest movie level. They have to know that, right?

Ross?!

Not since the Kim Jongs have we seen this level of self-honoring. Jesus wept...

This sucks so hard about Rihanna, although it displays heretofore unseen levels of insecurity in her. As a contrast, I remember going to No Doubt shows in middle school and Gwen would bring her look-alikes onstage and ooze about how cute they were. It was awesome.

Before reading this, I did a control+F for "hipster."