Except that the CW’s 58-year-old audience was watching the CW!  Clearly they (we) liked that programming, even if it was ostensibly targeted at a younger audience.  Rather than stick with what drew us to the network, they’re going to give us the same crap we could have watched elsewhere if we had wanted to.

What the fuck are you on about?

All hail the new overlords, who didn’t make this a goddamn slideshow!

I hope Michael Palin outlives them all.

This time the hallway fight will be three episodes! Take that, Daredevil!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well-known is this: Never try to post a YouTube link in an AV Club comment! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha—*dies*

It was gutsy to have Ncuti act opposite his predecessor, but what surprised me is that he kind of commanded all of his scenes instead of the other way around. He really came in guns blazing. I was impressed. 

Nanites.

Okay I gotta say it; I love the new console room!
Oh my God, you should’ve seen the smile on my face.
It’s vintage, yet modern. It’s minimalist, yet detailed.
The round things! OH THE ROUND THINGS...

You’re right, Diddy Kang Multiversal Racing was sadly a huge flop.

MacAnda?

“Madame Web, Madame Web, Does whatever a Madame can. Can she fly? No.”

Like imagine reviewing other franchises like that.  All “I vaguely get why Ethan Hunt is always trying to do impossible missions, but viewers that aren’t turbo nerd weirdos will be genuinely confused what Ving Rhames is doing here.”

“We plan to demonstrate in court, undeniably and irrefutably, that bitches be whack.”

We’ll see if Daffy and Porky get mad and have a sad falling out and then realize the importance of their friendship in the third act and reunite to save the day.

I mean, three of those ended in 2015.

She’s great in Santa Clarita Diet.

I mean  he’d pee poop for a start, 

Also, Mark McKinney