So you want all the content, but none of those annoying ads that pay for the content?

He’s they guy that tries to rob Bruce Willis with a photo on his head that looks like the hallway he’s in.

I believe the test is about improving yourself, and that Team Cockroach, The Bad Place and everyone in between is being tested.

Since time on site is more important than pageviews, I might just let that sit in a tab for a while

Thank you all for your advice! I think it might be easier to just murder the woodchuck and break up the union that way.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was part of a union and were currently striking for better pay?

Listen all y’all, it’s a Cabahtage

moot

I picked up on that too. It seems like Janet and Michael are pushing Elenor down a certain path, but it’s the Good Place, all twisty and turny and I’m usually wrong.

“I live in a nigh utopian society, but I’m still human. Trust may come naturally to us, but that doesn’t take away our past nature or the fact that there are still ‘bad’ people in our society. Suspicious behaviour is suspicious behaviour”

Really? I use alwaysfreeinphiladelphia.dong

The other main benefit dark mode believers rave about is how much easier it is on the eyes.

Footfall is footfall. Footfall is not profit.

Because of osteoporosis, I fractured a vertebrae and it took me three months to recover fully from that. Hart must have some excellent Doctors

It’s a shame your customers weren’t as cynical and jaded as you. Imagine being invested in comics. What idiots!

I was excited to hear this news until I realised that it wasn’t Tommy Jarvis from the Friday 13th movies

Damn, I just can’t win.

It’s a SeeSo v2.0

At least you have a VRV. No dice in my country (UK)

“If you don’t like your job, you can always move to a small town and accept less money”