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*kinja gawker commenter instruction manual.

this is one of the funniest articles i've ever read in the entire gawker-verse. A++++

Hey.

This made me send a friend request to someone named Ashley Feinberg on Facebook. I hope it's you.

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

Too late, Ashley. You ruined it. (runs out of room crying)

As someone who handles brand pages, you just know that a social media manager was so excited about a non-abusive comment they bragged about it to co-workers. "We got a comment! And not one about making money working from home! You guys, we got a comment!"

Proud of u

I accidentally hit like on an ex's engagement photo (an ex that I'm not even facebook friends with.) Now I see I should have just embraced how creepy I was being and tagged myself.

As a straight male secure in his manliness. I like to randomly set my status as engaged and get facebook engaged my fellow straight men. Just the ones who are completely homophobic. The comments I get from them, and their families are great.

I love everything about this article. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. Seriously, by far the best thing that happened to me today. Read more

I do this to my friends already.

Or in the middle of the night, see who is up scrolling through Facebook b/c they can't sleep and say "Hey! Wigwag! What are YOU doing up at this hour!!??!!" I'm always tempted to reply "Digging a hole in the back yard while it's nice and dark, why?"

You joke as if that's not a daily fear of mine.

This one. This one is the greatest.

Well there goes the only compliment I've gotten in months :(

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy: