I really want to see this thorough bread house with my own two voluptuous eyes. I would think you'd have a terrible mold problem in the walls, no?

The Unrealistic Demander: possible gold digger, or wants someone who shares her socioeconomic status (big predictor for successful relationship)

Thanks for the addition:

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?

OH GOD I AM UGLY CRYING AT WORK I MISS YOU SAGE

Me as well. I had a similar experience as a kid that is just so close to the front of my mind watching this - My family walked into a pet store, and my mom's boyfriend told me very sternly on the way in not to fall in love with any of the dogs. Which was weird, since we went to pet stores fairly often (this was before…

Yes, but it's creepy.

That's okay, Stella. Pineapples scare me too.

The trainer in me has to say FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T LET YOUR DOG PRACTICE THIS KIND OF STUFF. You can see Stella is reacting out of fear (well, obviously) and best practice would be to stop her barking and then desensitize her to the pineapple. Reactive/fearful barking gets to be a self-reinforcing loop and it's best to…

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Isn't being a hypocrite not one of the main requirements of being "pro-life"?

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.

I am so happy to see this! Here's one of my all time favorites on reverse racism. And I love that he doesn't add an ounce of softness to his comparison above. Just a dash of undisguised derision.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

Solid point. I hadn't thought about it. In the wake of suddenly feeling allowed to love Garth, I will now post "The Thunder Rolls", my secret not so secret favorite country karaoke jam...

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

Well c'mon now, she did order classic native american symbols like the unicorn and the koala bear...