Absolutely. If I’m wearing flip flops they get kicked off every time I drive.

Good intel on the barefoot thing, I actually believed that one. I do that in my Jeep all the time when it’s warm and I’m wearing flip flops. To me it always felt way safer than possibly getting a flop caught under a pedal.

Using tickets as leverage to get a girl to fuck. Has his show removed from Netflix...

Wow, this guys’ getting crucified out here.

Don’t forget the millennial bashing.

He’s actually a pretty funny guy so your reports would be inaccurate

So he’s an Evangelical douche. So that makes you just your plain old everyday old garden-variety douche. I love how you people are so quick to judge. Let's root around in your closets. I'm sure you're levitating above the rest of us. Douche !

Sexual assault?

So.....Christians can’t be funny? Doubt. I’ve never been a John Crist fan, but there are several great Christian comedians. You not respecting religion is a you problem, not a Christianity problem.

This is the type of Christian the religious right who support Trump can rally around.

That you haven't banned him from the site altogether upsets me. 

Many restaurants and schools used to stretch their ham salad by grinding up a few hot dogs or baloney with the ham. That was obviously before hot dogs got more expensive per pound than ham.

Its the hot dog talking.

This is still better than ham salad.

Just to correct the record here: I have a cat, and his puke looks more appetizing than what I made.

Wow every person on Kinja trying to improve on this has to go WITH Bryan to jail. Sorry.

About how long did you wait before forcing your dog to throw that up? I’m trying to get that undercooked slightly digested pink and it's just not coming out right!

did you not cook the hotdog first?

I hate this idea less than I’m supposed to, and that worries me deeply.

I thought being a blue-blooded American was a desirable thing?