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Unsure what will happen when I run out of planets tbh.

How come all the guys named “Goddamn” are stuck sitting in the upper deck? And why are their surnames always space-related?

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

All he needed was the “\/” motion to the groin at the catcher as he walked into home and that’s the trifecta.