The Subway kiosk is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for Subway’s kiosk. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, kiosk is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of kiosks: gnodab.

It looks like the probe footage of Uranus #goatse

Just get a huge ass magnet and sift through the material it picks up.. problem?

Bring your Son to work Day!

It does sound like a dumb idea, but it will lead to better tech like a tiny NFC chip embedded in your fingertip or eye. That can then lead to even more complex algorithms, say a unique pattern on the surface of the fingertip or the cornea. These patterns can then be scanned for identity. It's the future, it's gonna…

If rich dudes can't even pay retail, what hope is there for the rest of us?

The best part is the awesome sound created as the ball of nickel hits the water is quickly. Then it it is swiftly dethroned by the gummi bear's prolapsed anus.

even earlier prototype...

IceCube Lab....

I am one of the persons the john is talking about. I regularly enjoy Corona, Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Widmer Hefeweizen, Bass Ale and Newcastle. I'd love to try new beers, but it is daunting to look over the selection of craft beers available. Those of us in the "brainwashed Bud drinker" category usually pick the craft…

This would make my butter lettuce parties 40% sexier.

My first thought was that they where development sketches for Stewie Griffin.

I thought the whole point of using a press and not using a paper filter was to keep the flavorful oils in the coffee?

I read it as Bowser's Boys

The problem with a garlic press is that very few of them are round and if they are, they have a very deep pocket that you then have to work to get the remains out ([goo.gl]). The Mexican citrus press is much better and will do lemons and regular limes as well.

This is a nice design, but just like a pro mechanic wouldn't rely on a Swiss Army Knife or a Leatherman as his main weapon, neither would a master grillsman rely on this one tool. I actually keep a long toolbox with many of my grilling tools ready to go.

Although I was unable to get a decent, direct shot of the eclipse, they light coming through the trees created some awesome shadows.

From The Movie Quote Generator...

I had to listen all day yesterday about all the old Mexican wives-tales about what can happen during an eclipse and how to prevent it... something about babies born with cleft palates and wearing red underwear. But as a running joke I have whenever someone brings up an old wives-tale, I'm sure it's nothing the warm…

"... honestly, if you can't stop a 100 year old from punching you to death, you're better of dead..."