16 for me. Not a fan of any of them. Lets go pluck the white hairs out of our eyebrows and goddamnit get the fuck off of my lawn.

Shake Shack is way overrated. Best Pat LaFreida I have found is at Black Rebel Burger. It’s such a great blend.

The large majority of people I know voting for Trump openly (I just threw up a little in my mouth) are women. I know a lot of women don’t like Hillary, but its amazing how much they don’t like their vaginas more.

The only way that I can stomach this election’s coverage anymore is through the lens of Ashley Feinberg.

And Dabney would have made a better Clara.

Anywhere Ashley goes is the new Gawker.