“... the loudest sound you’ll hear is a faint thud after running a peasant over. They are working on making the peasants softer.”

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

I’d argue that still holding the event with the knowledge that it’s basically impossible to not have spectators is irresponsible and directly feeding the virus’ propagation

What is it with the GOP and cruising?  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the communities got together and closed the street for “emergency sewer repair” that day?

Man, say what you want but Boomers know how to party like there’s no tomorrow

Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

no more fusion? don’t expect a reaction from me!

Did BMW start covering all their cars cooling systems under warranty?

You can do all of that in a compact if you don’t care about it at all. I carried groceries, fish gear, and dead things in a Dodge Neon for years.

Once, I went night fishing for catfish. Left a tub of chicken livers in the back seat. For two weeks. Getting groceries, I dropped a case of Pepsi on the tub. It popped like…

Logically to me it would make sense either way. If it’s trying to recreate the manual shifting motion, half the upshifts are forward and half are backward, and same with downshifts...

It’s not an autobahn cruiser. It’ll be zippy from the light or on the on-ramp and that’s just about right for a car like this IMO.

Wouldn’t the plural of Prius be Priui? 

It’s quite milquetoast 

Dare I say, but am I the only one who finds the new F150 bland?

I am but one man, and Ford gives those other sites all of the information several hours ahead of time under embargo. Because Jalopnik does not subscribe to embargo restrictions, we have to wait until the information is public and we get it to you as quickly as we can. 

?? Our economy is both broken and a surreal joke.

Porsche owner here, get a threaded hanger, makes it super easy.

It’s because it went from an interesting competitor in the sports car market, to outdated, now to a value, because very single other sports car like it is either defunct or WAY too expensive for someone in a regular tax bracket. If you want a sports car with similar stats, similar feel and similarly equipped you are…

No, we will not have Mexico opening, we will close Mexico. I don’t think it’s coincidence that someone named Westbrook (sounds Spanish to me) is discussing Mexico. If Labrador Obra Din has a problem with that, he can feel the wrath of my tariffs and beautiful long words. It’s time Mexico started manufacturing…