Is the fashion industry some kind of inside joke that I'm not in on? Because I just don't understand its existence at all.

They look like bad instagrams set in a hotel room with a vibrating bed that last saw an update in 1978.

I call shenanigans. This is how James Franco looks all the time.

I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

So the idea being that Beyonce transcends colour?

It is typical for Jezebel. They will complain about women being objectified and sexualized, or claim that only thin women are seen as sexy/beautiful, then drool over the body of some hot actor or athlete who has a perfectly ripped body.

I've been following/crushing on Ronan Farrow for a few years and I am so worried this is a jump-the-shark moment. Getting on TV is great and all (for some people), but it seemed that he was poised to do some really important *real* work in the international forum. Not to say that pundits and the like can't affect…

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I feel like this was an easy slam dunk of a sketch and they somehow completely blew it. The Emma Stone impersonation was simply awful by the way.

I thought the same thing. The shoes especially.

Omg, tell me when you find it.

Yep, I saw it. Still stays with me. The big ball rolling towards them. GAHHHH!

I kinda think he probably rationalized that if he doesn't say he's great, then no one will and I kinda think he's right. He wants to make art, for better or worse, but he's a hip hop dude and lol that's not art, not like the stealin' ass Beatles. Tupac and Big didn't become artists until they were dead and ppl were…

Exactly. She's like that kid you saw at a HS party who had like one sip of alcohol and spent the whole night flailing themselves around and being obnoxious because "omg I am soooooo wasted!"

Guess what's "Ew" and actually from the nineties?

Can we please go even one day without seeing Miley's tongue on the main page?

Doesn't that whole thing sound like some high school dork trying to impress someone she thinks is cool?

I can't stand Miley Cyrus. THERE I SAID IT.

Beyonce has what I call thumb-toes: big toes that look like thumbs. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. (This isn't a good or bad thing, just a state of being.)

Wait. Isn't calling a comedian a joke...ah, never mind.