She sings as well as Britney. Which is not at all. They're moaning out words and then it's being produced into something that resembles the song we know. But Jesus, calling it singing is a bit like calling brownie-for-one in a microwave baking. Here's some real singing.
Agreed. Also, it seems kind of exploitative to be doing all this to point out how "special" your kid is. People that go out of their way to make sure everyone knows how accepting they are weird me out.
I think its weird to write a book about your kid when they're...still a kid. At least wait until they're old enough to consent to being in the spotlight like that.
"But, officer, that man MADE me mug him. I mean, did you see what expensive clothing he was wearing? And the bulge of his wallet was clearly visible in his pocket. If he didn't want to get mugged he shouldn't have been shamelessly flaunting the fact that he has money like that! He was asking for it!!! Plus, before I…
Your original comment just screamed basic, so I just assumed that you liked that BOGO shit.
So funny because I have a weird old person story too. It must be in the air. This past weekend I was driving over to a friend's house. When I got off at the exit, there was an old man walking by with hiking poles. So I didn't pull up all the way to the stop so he could walk by. He was walking by very slowly, which I…
Lol was it my grandma? Sounds like her.
That's hilarious! No worries, on your end, as her "camera" means nothing. She should not be behind the wheel if that's how she's going to react to other drivers, full stop (get it? Full stop...lol) either that or it was a moving (literally) performance piece?
At least where I live, it's illegal to use a phone hands free while driving, so depending on your local laws, she could find herself in more trouble than she was expecting if she reported it...
There's something about the old grey hairs that makes them much more likely to honk at me and pull a face, like I care. If anyone younger than 60 thinks I'm a shitty driver, they tend to keep it to themselves.
I wouldn't worry too much about it, but damn that lady had some serious road rage. I'm an overly conscientious driver because I live in Florida and everyone seems to have a gun, and I'm not taking a chance that someone had a bad day and can't wait to take it out on that bitch who pulled out in front.
Even if she had pictures, I don't think it would make her look favorable to go to the police. "I took these pictures with my flip phone while I was driving because she maybe cut me off!"
Something similar happened to me a few weeks ago. I don't think I cut this guy off, I think he was just pissed I wasn't going fast enough (and I was going 20 over the speed limit) but he was flipping me off, so I figured I'd get over a lane to let him pass and he followed me over. So I passed a few other cars to get…
what a loon! do you happen to be from Rhode Island, because she sounds like a typical shitty RI driver. i like that you give the peace sign, too funny :)
I was driving in Cambridge, MA last week and was waiting to make a left and a lady behind me flipped her shit and laid on her horn because I chose not to go due to bikers blocking my path. She kept honking at me until I turned (I could not have gone earlier unless I wanted to hit pedestrians or other cars). She…
This is one where we have to say "Who knows?" Even is she has a picture of your car, what is she going to do with it?
She can't do anything. Even if she managed to get a cop to the scene as it happened ( to say nothing of calling them after the fact), they'd merely regard it as her word against yours. And honestly, no cop has the time or patience to indulge a woman in her 60s and her stories of vehicular outrage.
Weird! I had an old lady honking and flailing her arms at me at some traffic lights recently. I wound down the window and asked her what the problem was. She said I should have driven faster so we didn't have to stop at the lights. I said I was doing the speed limit. She said I should have been doing 10 kms/hr over…
A guy once got really pissed at me for the same type of thing. He left the lane and then wanted back in the lane, and when I didn't see him to let him back in, he lost his shit. Flipping me off, riding my ass, etc. My favorite thing to do is hit the brakes so they freak out, and then when they come around to pass me…