Can One Million Moms be classified as a hate group? Cuz they are hating on those sick abs.

The Poors! The Poors! Run!

Flecks of dog spittle are the BEST, OBVIOUSLY. Mmmm, deeeeelicious.

That video gave me a fucking rush. Totally takes me back.

*one of us! one of us!-type chanting* :)

I LOVE full brows, and hers have a great shape, but I just want to pluck the middle a tiiiiny bit. I have a thing about brows extending past the inner corner of the eye. I think about weird shit. I would also not be sad if her lipstick was a little brighter for like, another month because I would rather not be…

That's who I was watching! So damn good.

Meet Loki:

I've pretty much got your hair and just switched to Loreal polishing shampoo/conditioner/serum and am utterly surprised/amazed that it's actually doing a fairly reasonable job at keeping my hair reasonably neat.

Sorry about your crappy week. I've hung up on people when I was a receptionist, if they kept yelling I would just say, "I do not have to put up with you speaking to me like that, please call black when you are ready to discuss this calmly." That way I couldn't get any backlash because I warned them! Also, I've lost…

I have no idea how that saying even came into being. But it might make for some fun google time. Of course google searches always ends up with some unfortunate porn.

Oh man, burning bridges for not career type positions is the best! I once took a part time position at a new laundromat just because I needed the extra money for car repairs. After about 3 months of the boss incessantly calling and texting me during my personal time to talk about the new business, I let him have it.…

(Reposting from another thread. Sorry for posting this multiple times; wish replies could be addressed to several people!) Here's iF Poems, a lovely poetry app for iPhone/iPad for which Hiddleston was a contributing narrator (lots of other greats, too!). Listen to hisgorgeous readings Keats' Bright Star and…

I find keeping in touch with people who left said company make better, references anyway. I usually make sure to list people who actually worked with me, not just management, because my colleges are the ones that actually know me (and what I do) anyway.

I consider myself lucky in this regard. The company I work for has forbidden all managers from consenting to be a reference (in an effort to trap people to keep working for the company) so the bridge was pre-burned, freeing me up to leave however and whenever I want. Why be nice to a company run by rich assholes that…

I'm so sorry. I saw it accidentally when I google searched his name and the pic came up on the regular search page. Baby animal gifs seem to help.

But the best day is still coming: retirement. My husband is four years away from retirement and has a "closing scenario" planned that includes a squeeze bottle of yellow mustard and an exit interview from hell.

I quit my job to go to law school (a good move despite what you may read from Hamilton Nolan, as it's a top ten school where almost every student gets a job before they graduate). I gave a very honest exit interview which led to my horrible boss being demoted. My co-workers were grateful. Years later, I still smile…

This is standard in the restaurant industry. They don't follow employment laws. Google ROC United.