BOOTS! I love my boots!

Haha, that first scene where he's in his place with the young girl is so hilarious, Woody Allen happens to also be one of my favorite writers.

Hey Jezzies!

I'm working on a project to make reusable menstrual pads and menstrual kits for girls in Africa. I've been raising funds through IndieGoGo. I set my initial goal at $500 because I wasn't sure how successful this avenue would be, but it's turning out really well. I need about $1000 total for this project.…

Hey everybody!!! Im just sitting at home on a saturday :( but i have a good reason lol Wisdom teeth removal happened Friday morning and i still don't have control over my mouth! fun fun. So im gonna ask a fashion question!! What is your favorite season to dress for? Also any favorite fashion blogs that you use to…

I am in a tie with another friend for this position and at different times in my life it has been harder to deal with than others. Most of the time I just sit there & I say in my head I am smart, attractive, funny as hell and you will never know because you are talking to my more attractive (and also…

I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that the friend who said, "at least he hit on you too" isn't just a little bit aware that men find her attractive.

The best thing about Texas seceding is that all of the dumbasses who think like this will flock to there, clearing out the remaining 49 states. From there, all we have to do is get the people who aren't crazy out of the state, then put up the 100 feet high, 8 feet thick, fully electrified fence they keep screaming…

Mr. Badmutha had some serious nose hair when we first meet. Bothered the crap out of me. Then I fell in love with him and bought him nose hair clippers! Ain't love grand?

Nope! It's a great city with a bunch of great people. It, along with Denton, is the only redeemable city in Texas.

Given that juries are often swayed by things like physical appearance I am now absolutely baffled as to how he got off (I was leaning towards stupid law plus prosecution didn't make its case). I mean surely one look at that face and you assume he must be guilty of something!

It's the elected part that bothers me specifically

I think that whole meth teeth thing is bullshit. I've been drinking Diet Dr. Pepper for 20 years and my teeth are fine. Both of them.

That Ezra Koenig .gif made my day. Thank you.

AGREED. I have a feeling there are 1) obvious racists 2) casual racists and 3) people who "don't see race" that would support his statements. I just want to tell them, "don't you know that's NOT OKAY to think that civil rights don't matter? What is wrong with you?!" SIGH.

i think a liberal invasion is the best way to go. they're so worried about an "invasion" from the south they'll never see it coming.

Not much longer if I have any say in it

The worst, Jerry, the worst: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/peopl…

I wish we could pass legislation that puts a 100 year moratorium on rich white men being allowed in power of any kind, like not even floor manager at The Gap. Just a blanket, thanks for the past millenia, you've done enough, time for the women and minorities to take the reins for a bit.

Because to him, minorities are subhuman animals. He thinks he's being clever, but his racism just peeked out from underneath his human costume.