Youth is wasted on the young, so said Oscar Wilde or George Bernard Shaw or some other quippy dude.

OH GOD I need to hear Jon Stewart speaking Arabic. Or any other language. Or just making random farm animal noises, whatever.

Bye Bye Bynes.

Is that a beard? On Jake's face.

This takes a little bit of practice, but it's fun. What you have to do is grin as widely as you possibly can while keeping your eyes dead and soulless. If you do it well you can usually get the person to shudder a little before they leave you the fuck alone.

The other morning, I was walking to BART, and some drunk guy, literally lying on the sidewalk, looked up at me and said "Smile, baby." I didn't. Instead, I stopped and said "Who the fuck are you? You don't know me. Why should I smile for you, asshole?" He just looked at me and mumbled "Whatever." So, I turned and…

Chronic Bitch Face is legitimately the most important skill a woman must learn living in New York City. When I first got there, I had my Midwest Pleasant Face on all the time, and I learned right quick that that shit is an open invitation for every creep, crazy and solicitor to be ALL up in your shit, ALL the time. …

Absolutely. Still a great show.

Guys....guys. You can just drink it.

I'm not approved anywhere ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ but I've read from others that the mods occasionally do call outs? Perhaps someone who actually is approved can shed some light on it.

Even if she's just "acting crazy", it's a long period of time to be "acting" and not "actually" crazy. If you can't separate the performer from the performance, then the simplest explanation is that no, she's just that unstable.

I thought it looked fake too. The speech just seemed over the top and unnatural.

the fact of the matter is that while should can get by without speaking English, you can't prosper.

I've always thought that people who propose in public are afraid their partner might say no. *Pressure!Pressure!*

Was the ring placed in a diva cup?

The only time to do a public proposal is when you already know the answer.

That mullet/mustache combo must get him all the ladies at the family reunion.

How about we work on getting Americans speaking English first? Judging by the average Tea Party rally sign, the grasp of the language that the average natural born citizen has isn't much above that of a recent immigrant.

Marc Rubio is simply another rich White cat with a Spanish last name, no surprises here. He is about as Latino as Taco Bell is Mexican .

"The mysterious girl looked just like a Hollywood movie star, (you know the one I mean), only not quite so litigious."