Whoops. No more late night Jezebel for me!

Preeeeach. I once went into Intellegentsia as part of a social experiment (really) and oh my god, the pretension was THROUGH THE ROOF. The funny thing is that hipsters are all about being different but they all look the same. I was getting stared at the whole time I was there. Sadly I think Echo Park is next.

"In which I discretely but not so discretely pee myself on the red carpet."

Ahh ok. Well, his name is quite fitting ;)

Symmetry!! I'm jealous.

I don't know nylonknot, I don't know. I was willing to work it out and chalk it up to a case of the VMA blues or something, but then she straight up farted in my direction. That's when my world came crumbling down.

Probably a personal friend of Rihanna. She was told: "Girl, I'm gonna take you to the VMAs, we're gonna have so much fun and snark on everyone and hit up some after parties. I'll take you shopping so we can both look super fierce." But then what reaaaaaally happened was Rihanna gave her a Forever 21 giftcard, didn't…

Is that a traditional or common Pakistani name?

That made me laugh. His name is ridiculous but also adorable. And he's only 20 but so good looking...I'm SO conflicted!

I fit the description haha. Just him though, the other ones all look the same.

Um nooo, imaginary boyfriends are always single! Except when they're in a relationship with me of course.

Yay, I'm not a perv!

How old are they? The middle one is gorgeous.

Same here. Leo DiCaprio is unconfirmed, but come on.

Back up girl, I don't like to share. Unless you're talking about CT, in which case you can have him.

My bb is hilarious. I love him so.

For some reason, Selena's face was showing up on your comment and I was really confused. Now that I refreshed the page and see it's loose tongue over here, I agree. I wonder what the internal dialogue of the tongue is: "I'm too sexy for my mouth, too sexy for my teeth"

Oh god, my bb looks like such a dork, but I'm still in love with him.

I'm confused... Isn't that a good thing? We should be focusing on her lack of talent and affinity for using black people as props instead of her clothing.

But you said you don't think anyone did anything wrong. Just because this type of behavior is par for the course at MTV, it doesn't mean that it's not problematic.