Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

stick with me here... it looks like the way a cute sneeze sounds. little and squeaky.

Before people get all huffy about going to the hospital for a migraine, intense head pain can be a symptom of stroke, even if no other 'classic' stroke symptoms are present. Maybe Kanye is being over cautious, maybe he has family history and is being suitably cautious. Either way, health worries blow for everyone.

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

The woman's mugshot is amazing. It's like Mrs. Mia Wallace, but after too many years of nose powdering.

I'm prochoice, so please take this as coming from a friendly "constructive criticism" place… but "clump of cells" is so blatantly inaccurate, and I think saying things like that loses a lot of credibility for the movement.

I'm 40 weeks pregnant (today's even the due date, although I think it's not happening today) and this experience has made me even more pro -choice. Pregnancy has cost me several job opportunities, it's severely limited my travel and mobility, and it's taken a toll on my health. And this is a very,very wanted child…

My sister's friend had seven abortions working at home for Google!!! Click to learn more!!!

I certainly don't think it's admirable, but, given her decision making skills, it still seems preferable to her having seven kids.

D- for trolling. We've all heard the sister's friend with seven abortions.

Making this about myself for a second.

"..it's just not a part of my culinary agenda"

I've never had a simultaneous orgasm (though I'm still seeking the blended!).

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…

From my own post:

I did talk to my son about it at nine or ten, because he came home from school saying his friend had shown him something "weird" on his phone. When I asked what it was, he said, "There was a man putting his balls in a lady's mouth."

And, yet: We have so many women who love shouting, "Pantylines are tacky! Ew!". No. A string or wider piece of fabric between my asscheeks, and seeing the outline of anyone's bare ass is tacky. When did everyone start freaking out about visible underwear lines, versus visible butt cleavage lines? I don't even dare…

OMG finger ghost... dying over here...

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.