She better hope that kid doesn't have a blowout all over that couture. I even put towels down before my fully clothed kid nursed because she would poop UP HER BACK. The first time it happened, it was so loud and messy that I thought I broke her.

All of the above. Also, I recognize Israel's right to exist and defend itself while simultaneously deploring the its apartheid-like policies towards Gaza and its tendency to engage in out of proportion violence at the slightest provocation.

Add some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup...

Yes. Many, many. Here are some of them:

As someone who has years of experience in this specific field (yes, israel-palestine peace process) I can say that it is extremely nuanced and complex and 99% of the people who are talking about it, famous or no, are really confused about some aspect of it.

"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."

Agreed. A friend of mine had a very successful VBA2C, but finding a provider who would work with her on that was difficult. My friend wasn't against C-sections entirely - if one had become necessary, she wouldn't have hesitated. But recovery from a C-section can be way more difficult than people often realize, and…

I thought I'd read being allowed to go through labor helped in C-sections because it somehow improves the baby's lung development. No?

This is so entirely a different thing. I can't adequately describe how different this is. There are reams and reams of data showing c-sections are overused, are used against the woman's wishes and have more complications than people appreciated for a long time. It's major surgery. As opposed to vaccines on which…

We can definitely agree. She's taking the riskier option and the stakes are high. I would try to talk her out of it until I was blue in the face. My rights over her body stop there.

"perform cesarean surgery on her "with or without [her] consent" if she came to the hospital."

Why would baggies of breast milk be disturbing?

wtf, the mere sight of them offends your delicate sensibilities?

I'd rather breast milk than another god damn tuna fucking sandwich.

Exactly. I always think of that Seinfeld, where Elaine explains that male parts are more function and less "for show", and I just assume that people only want to see my penis in sexual situations....and not say, over brunch.

I should have said "depends on what your ass looks like". Crap, missed my chance.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I couldn't figure out whether she had tried to lift said vibrator from a baby carriage or she was riding in said carriage whilst lifting the vibrator. Turns out I was wrong on both counts. Goodnight.

I think what Bill is implying is that the imbalance of power between Israel and Palestine is similar to the imbalance between a man and a woman. Normally, no one would want to hit a woman. However, in this case, the weaker power is filled with murderous rage and won't relent in her attacks on the stronger power. The…

Sounds like a hard knock life with those triplets.