Good one.

YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS

Replying to myself to add:

Right? God forbid a toy representing a woman, looks like a woman! They aren't even unrealistic in proportion. Why get upset about this? I'm so buying this set for my kids.

I feel like this is grasping at straws. Seriously?

I see your point but could you tell they were women otherwise? lego minifigs are a bit lacking in secondary sexual characteristics. I think it was more a decision to make them more obviously women than anything else.

*pushes nerd glasses up* As somebody who still actively collects LEGO, I am kind of amused by all the complaints about the female hourglass curve. I've played with LEGO since I could steal my older brothers, and I was always upset that he only had "boy" minifigs, basic square guys. When my parents bought me my own…

The shapely ness makes them appear to be women. I thought the first one was a man wearing a fun scarf.

I watched the video when it was up. The security guards are being incredibly patient, and she is being incredibly belligerent and kept trying to make the guards feel guilty about her sobbing 8 year old. Also, she wasn't kicked out. They told her that she couldn't be in the pit with an infant, but they could move her…

Did they just ask her to leave the pit, or did they ask her to leave the concert entirely? If they just asked her not to be in the pit with her 4 month old it sounds reasonable to me. If they told her to leave the concert then she may have a point.

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

I would say, based on my (granted, fairly limited) experience in a semi-high-end hotel restaurant with really cool decor, that the constant instagramming and picture taking definitely adds some time to the meal.

Why don't they just call trousers (pants) for a 23 inch waist "23"? Or is that crazy talk?

Yes, but female butt cracks (like female boobies) are the source of satan's power and must be concealed at all times.

People need to calm the fuck down about "child pornography". Images of children being abused? Arrest everyone who creates and consumes(which creates demand for more images) them. Images of a human body in its natural state? There is nothing wrong with that.

Buzzfeed-like titles will draw you in - BUT CAN THEY GIVE YOU CANCER?

Loose change, clearly he orchestrated the whole thing to get to second base.

...OK, full disclosure, I think this guy sounds amazing and would totally start a correspondence with him if I were single. He's an absurdly honest nerd with enough knowledge of history to make subtle Jonathan Swift references, who's so focused on not being a creeper that he recommends that interested ladies arrange…

Based on the headline, I thought a pregnant woman was having open-heart surgery, went into labor, and delivered the baby. Based on the article, it sounds like a pregnant woman in need of open-heart surgery was given an emergency c-section prior to open-heart surgery beginning. It's still an amazing story (as any story…

Placenta.