Except that gourmet goober has been a 17 year old.

"FIXED!"

Hover vs. seat pee is a "chicken or the egg" type of debate though. Do you hover because there is pee on the seat? OR is there pee on the seat because everyone hovers? If we all stopped hovering, I think there would be no seat pee.

They're handling it much better than I would if a dog came up to me and started talking.

I am involved with Take Back the Night stuff and it sounds like a strange speech to make. At the same time, intersectionality is important and there's a difference between being anti-Israel and anti-Semitic. I hope she didn't say anything anti-Semitic, but she very well could have. I think anti-Israel sentiment is…

Okay, so I really want to brag about something awesome! I apologize in advance for the length of this.

Wahhhhhhhh - oh. Oops. Having been at Pride all day, I completely misinterpreted the meaning of your title.

Because breastfeeding is a visually learned skill. Anthropologically it's a skill we've almost lost because breastfeeding has been cloistered for so many generations now. You go look at tribes where girls grow up watching breatfeeding relatives: 99% breatfeeding success rate.

Yo, I'mma let you finish, but the best version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow is still IZ's:

I feel that by sharing BF photos, they are normalizing breastfeeding. We are coming off generations of bottle feeders and there are lots of people out there who have never even seen a women feed her baby by breastfeeding. So posting photos, doing it in public just helps keep it normal. Hopefully we will get to a point…

Wait. Are you comparing breastmilk, a substance that nourishes and grows a baby, to waste products and sexual conducts? Because they are not the same. No. It's a baby being fed. Also, the nipple is in the baby's mouth. If a mother is breastfeeding her baby, one will rarely see the nipple.

My response to anyone who complains about breastfeeding is to shame them for eating in public.

I see baby pics all the time, and I love them! Give me ALL the chubby-cheeked babies!

Because people generally don't shit or masturbate in public, but they do eat in public. And those people who need to eat every other hour shouldn't have to forgo that because some people can't make this distinction.

I'm not a huge fan of cat photos, but I don't think Facebook should ban them.

I've always thought, "it is a baby eating, what the fuck is your problem," was all that needed to be said.

Your tastes are your business, my facebook page is mine. You can defriend people or take them off your feed if you want.

Benny Hill music would have been entirely apropos though! (Thanks for that golden silent film version!)

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

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