She is every 3rd-coolest girl in highschool, ever.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Just Googled it and did a double-take. It’s both unexpected and expected at the same time. Good for them.

Marco Rubio, for some reason, is in Europe right now

Would be nice if there were more prominent figures out there advocating on behalf of women who have falsely been accused of having given consent.

Perhaps this is the result of what Page Six referred to last week as “scrambling to do damage control.”

God, I love Jidenna. “Classic Man” is the SHIT.

Craft Thread!

Yo witches. I’m recovering from my Trump PTSD with a bottle of white wine and the satirical equivalent of cunnilingus + xanax: www.hillarybeattrump.org

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress…

He’s not allowed to delete this shit. Obama didn’t delete a single tweet, they’re historical records. Also saying that made me throw up.

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

It’s time for another March on Washington. The Congress doesn’t get to leave the Capitol until they start and finish impeachment.

This shit is disgraceful. Read the full Times article, twice. Think about what is happening to your country.

Any one else read through today’s headlines and wonder when The Americans is coming back on???

SO ARE WE GREAT YET?

I believe every word of this, because April Ryan is one of the best and most respected journalists in DC. And Omarosa seems to use the vocabulary of a dedicated fascist (remember “bow down before him”? And now “we’re keeping dossiers on you.”). John Dean described the mindset/behavior Omarosa displays (those who…

Ya, this retired school teacher is going to love that characterization;

In her new award nominated starring role as a CIA rogue agent Pam Anderson, single handedly taking out enemy of the planet Assange. Actually would watch.