“deliberately poisoned candy”

My mom watches so much MSNBC that when she refers to something “Rachel” said, I immediately know its Rachel Maddow. I think my mom thinks she and Rachel Maddow are close personal friends.

Shocked. Shocked to find that a man who was so good at trolling Trump was just because he knew exactly the kind of man Trump is: the same as himself.

I hope this means we’ll never have to hear about Avenatti 2020 ever again.

For anyone out there who is about to claim this is her fault or make fun of her, etc., I advise you to watch this video from 2007. It explains it better than I ever could. I posted it on Twitter too, because I was getting so mad at people making light of this.

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.

What kind of puppy? Positive reinforcement is always better than negative. Prepare for something you like to get peed on. Be patient and have fun playing with your puppy! Dogs are the best!

This is a different version of The Emperor Has No Clothes On.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

I took a mental health day off of work today because I have been so stressed and depressed. I haven’t been suicidal in several years (shout out to pharmaceuticals and therapy!) and I’m not now, but definitely feeling the overwhelming weight of things. Thankfully I have a job where I have such the luxury.

I know, in Australia at least, most (if not all) of the venues he was booked to play cancelled his shows. The venue mentioned in the Facebook post and the venue in my home town cancelled immediately and the rest soon followed. So it is more that the venues refused to have him and forced the promoters hand.

God that man is so hot. Why aren’t there more Idris Elbas walking around northern Vermont? WHY?

I read that headline as Justin TRUDEAU and was exceedingly confused as to why he was hanging out with Emma Stone.

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

The RTÉ exit poll has just been announced and it’s almost the same: 69.4% Yes with a 1.6% margin of error. I think we might have actually done this!! My feet are killing me from canvassing, my ears are ringing from the stuff that was shouted at me, my eyes are tired from crying, but I hope to sleep very well tomorrow…

I have the same problem Hillary Duff has. Now that I’ve written that sentence... I have no real problem with pot. I just don’t want to smell it all the time and don’t want my whole house and clothes to smell like it and my kids to breathe it in. I have a neighbor and then this guy who works near by and the both smoke…

As someone who divorced, not having to have a weekly or monthly interaction regarding the very stressful topic of money would be worth the one time payout...

Monica Lewinsky deserves a huge apology from the world. I cannot imagine what she endured and to continue to face fallout (even as simple as being excluded from an event) is infuriating.

Who gives a rat’s fart about the identity of Kylie’s baby daddy? I mean, adorable baby, but if she says it’s was sired by Travis Scott—fine.

I do not think he has a mental disease. I think he is a narcissist.