Is Taylor Lautner the new Hollywood tester boyfriend for these famous girls?

Well, okay. I give you that our level of fucks to give on whether to transition from flip phone to smart phone wasn’t very much, so obviously we weren’t so invested in having a flip phone that we did much more research on it beyond ‘go to local carrier store, ask them about it.’ YOU GOT ME. Have your internet cookie.

the today show has a long and storied history of introducing and embracing new technology:

Since we’re in Dirt Bag, Amal and George were at the Obama farewell Friday. She hasn’t been photographed since she wore those cool pants (which I totally went out and bought a kick-off of cuz, girl!) with their adorable Bassett and the 411 is that she is pregnant. Anyone have the scoop?

I was also considering this because they’ve been pretty good to me for the most part and I know that my issues are (hopefully resolvable) and I’m getting them treated. I’m hoping I can begin to work through them now to help me move forward in the future. Otherwise, I’m going to be stuck working some other job at home…

From what I’ve seen of the show and press for it, the whole business is very pro-women. It isn’t anti gay, but she’s trying to create a safe space for women to get lit and get spoiled. Specifically black women. Her Twitter comment just backs that up, you’re welcome to come through but she didn’t make this for men.

I can’t tell if she’s fucking crazy or a fucking saint for putting up with Charlie Sheen’s bullshit for as long as she has.

We can form a support group. My parents are RWNJs too, despite being Democrats most of their earlier life. A black president broke them. My revenge? I blocked Breitbart on their router, told them it was because a virus and I couldn’t fix it.

Cleveland!!! If you work in healthcare there are literally unlimited jobs for you. Cost of living is insanely low, with all the cultural amenities of a major city (museums, orchestra, great live music scene, restaurants, etc) plus the lake. We moved back here after seven years away and we are so happy here it’s…

I have an interview on Friday for a promotion. Not a big promotion, I might end up getting a few dollars an hour more than I do now if I’m lucky, but I’m still freaking out about it. The invitation just showed up in my work email this morning, and it’s been all I could think about all day. Anyone have any tips?

UPDATE: I got my job!!! I am now a permanent and full time employee of the State of Nebraska!

My cat tore his ACL once at the same time as my boss tore hers skiing. He obviously looked way cuter all laid up. See below for reference:

I feel you: my dad has a bad back, so I take it as my moral duty to shovel the driveway first when I’m home. This is Utah, so we’ve had fresh snowfall for about four days this week, and my arms are jelly now. I feel so weak, but also like this is the start of Michelle Obama arms.

Counterpoint: People who don’t have dogs don’t really have lives.

But I’ve spent the last half hour watching my two beasts work up the courage to fuck with the fan in our living room. The carpet is bubbling and they may think the floor is alive?

So don’t cry. Just... enjoy and smile. And... fuck it. Cry.

Better off Ted is brilliant! We rewatch on Netflix every once in a while & their Veridian Dynamics ads are so fucking hilarious.

Oooh, I really liked Better Off Ted. Must add this to the watch list.

Better Off Ted was so damn good.

When this story dropped, my grandmother told me it reminded her of “colored day” at certain parks and even stores. (We’re from Dallas.) There were other places that wouldn’t allow blacks to shop there - for any reason - unless they were in maid uniforms. Swimming pools? Yeah, right. Her parents were arrested at a park…