You’re missing the dirt here: Okay, her last husband is a former pimp and brothel owner who bought a fake princely title with his pimp money.

As an Australian I can tell you that we don’t call them “widow makers” for nothing.

I don’t think this makes you “that person.” I think this is genuinely interesting and not something that would ever occur to me.

I hate to be “that person” but as a Biologist I think this normally rare event could become more common with monoculture tree plantings. Monoculture stands such as pine, Christmas trees, often for profit but sometimes touted as “eco-friendly” have almost no diversity and therefore no variety of roots to stabilize or…

My sister works to prevent crime against seniors, and training salon workers pays off big time. Often seniors are abused by adult children or other family members, and the stylist who sets their hair every week might be the only person the senior will see regularly besides their abuser.

Patton has been knocking it out of the park lately.

But my king Willie Geist? Willie Geist has never been in handcuffs.

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

I wish he has married Blake Lively. And one of them took the other one’s name. Or created an amalgam like “Shelly”. “Hi, we’re Blake Shelly” lolol

I think I’ve seen quite enough Will Ferrell for one lifetime. Familiarity breeds contempt.

Probably because she’s confusing him with Chad Smith who is married to Nancy Mack who attacked Scott Baio for supporting Donald Trump. Because your mom loves Donald Trump

Apparently, Pitbull also thwarted a rape in Brooklyn. Is there anything he can’t do?!

...Wasn’t Trump just saying that the Time Person of the Year wasn’t a real honor because it was called “person” instead of “man”? Or do I just have a severe case of political whiplash?

I don’t like Chris Pratt or Anna Faris. There, I said it. I feel better now.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

I can’t see anybody being a better prospect right now than Harris, on paper. Yeah, she’s a newbie...kind of like somebody else was, once. She’s from a reliably blue state, so we can be confident in her replacement. She’s a woman and a minority, so she won’t be the latest entry in the sequence of moldy white hippies…

Kamala Harris. Kirsten Gillibrand. And we shouldn’t stop there. The Democrats have a lot of work to do when it comes to cultivating their bench.

WOW! You started off really well and then suddenly got really misogynistic. I don’t need you to be gentle with me or treat me any differently. Isn’t that what you want from BLM? To be treated the same as they treat white people? Do you understand where the flaw in that is? Not looking for your approval, your kindness,…

Can we start a Grooming Pool here at Jezebel, with Tammy Duckworth, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, Julian Castro, and whoever else we can round up in it?

100%? I don’t think so. Here in Chicago the police stations (multiple!) Had HRC and pro-Hillary signs on the lawn... nothing for Trump or any attempt at equal representation.