Her “you are so irrelevent that I could not be more bored if I tried” face from that hearing is top among my facial expression goals.

Brad donated his sperm to Jen for IVF with Cotillard as the surrogate mother.

I’m convinced it was Martin sheen since Charlie has never been considered a family man.

Oh DAMN.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

no sorry it’s not just sassy it’s abusive. and sexual and fucking weird and unacceptable in most jobs much less with teens. i loved a good sassy teacher who would call you out on your shit, but this is beyond that.

Would it be just as funny if a male teacher had said that?

As a parent myself and the child of someone who taught teenagers for 35 years, I can atest that kids are often difficult to terrible. However, I’d say this awful dipshit should be stripped of her teachers license immediately. She clearly lacks the temperament to deal with humans in general, much less kids.

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

Method is now owned by a European company that makes green products. Not independently owned, but P&G or Unilever, it ain’t.

The “ika” from “Mika” and one of the “z”s from “Brzezinski” are both from the same person, Brendan. That’s no celeb couple portmanteaux. That’s Mika dating herself.

I mean, if by “updated” you mean putting the word updated in brackets, sure. The tone of the article is still “is JLD being a jealous catty bitch??” You’d have to go all the way down to the bottom of the article to find a reference to her recent loss (in an unacknowledged update no less), and no attempt is made to…

Maybe a photo caption? I didn’t realize at first this was Haim and not the unnamed rapist.

Do you think it’s worth buying? I was thinking about it, as I do like the few songs I’ve heard, but keep going back and forth.

This is a relief but we need a state and federal investigation as well. This young woman was exploited across jurisdictions and sent across state lines on Contra Costa County DA money in a clear instance of witness tampering in collusion with both Richmond PD and PD in Florida.

Good. I hope she wins. There has also been what looks a lot like witness tampering in this case. The Richmond Police, who were also implicated, sent Celeste Guap to rehab. In Florida. Where she happened to be arrested for allegedly assaulting a staff member, making it really hard for the police to do anything about…

Why does Taylor look like she’s about to do an Apple presentation of a new iPhone

Just send him a neutral friendly email. Depending on how far the hook up went he’s probably just afraid you’ll want an instant relationship.

He might be feeling weird after the fact as well but who knows because you would have to ask him. You could shoot a text asking him what’s going on. It might be a no and nothing further, it might be something else. It’s kinda like taking off a band-aid in that regard.