Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

Milky way midnights are fucking awesome. Switching from milk to dark chocolate perfectly balances the sweetness from the caramel and nougat. I keep a bag of the minis in my cube at all times, they’re indispensable.

I’ll grant that in most cases you’d have a very good point. I myself am guilty as hell of partaking any time there’s free Halloween candy at someone’s desk or something like that.

The Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You could use that as a cooler at a tailgate.

I will kick you in the chest

The only correct answer to the movie prop question is the actual Maltese Falcon.

according to PBS newshour (arguably one of the least alarmist news shows), yup.

Apparently it was a firefighter and DEA agent so it probably played out like The Departed.

I’ve e heard from some fellow Jews I follow that the memorial keeps backup panes in case this kind of thing happens. Which, I mean, smart. So in that case I guess the kid and family should pay for the new backup panes?

This might replace that “guy blinking” gif as my new favorite reaction shot for everything that comes from the Trump camp.

When I was at university here in the UK, I was good friends with a British-Nigerian student. I was waiting for him with some American exchange students one evening, and one of them asked which one of an approaching group he was. I said: “He’s the black guy.”

I somehow became “ask the liberal” at work and one lady would ask a LOT of stupid questions. She asked me if she was supposed to say “African-American” or “black.” I told her I didn’t really like the term “African-American” because I think it’s creep code now. I told her whatever you do, PLEASE don’t say “the blacks.”

These are the same people who refer to black people from ANY country as African American. Like I’ve heard black British actors mentioned as African American and was just like what?

The goal is always to scare the shit out of the populace to the point where the shit you want to do that would have seemed extreme and unacceptable under normal circumstances now seems reasonable. It’s a con, one long employed by rich people on not rich people. We never learn, though.

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

If I ever stupidly set myself on fire, I’m definitely going to say “That’s OK, he’s my cousin.”

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

Clinton would have brushed her shoulder off. The last thing you want to do with a petulant tyrant is give him attention and rile him up.