It means he likes brown people too much.

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” be the one that favors rich professionals?

I’ve never met a “normal” girl named Brielle. Always an asshole or an airhead.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

Is anyone else pissed off that Cersei in the books is basically a myopic schemer who’s consistently out of her depth, doesn’t foresee the consequences of her actions and believes to be way smarter than she really is, and yet in the show she has become this military mastermind who can outsmart Tyrion (arguably the…

Wish Olenna ended up on the Iron Throne just for how brilliant every bit of dialogue would be.

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Of course he did. Why would he waste time on a little non-event like the birth of his child when he could have a front-row seat to an aspiring fascist dictator indoctrinate children?

Toby would say this:

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Again, sorry to be that person: he’s the director of communications, not press secretary. And some words from Toby seem appropriate:

To be fair, I’ve never seen a member of congress do that before. They usually get into a “you’re not going to answer the question?” style pissing match. That can be effective, but it’s also something the person testifying/speaking will have easily prepared for—as they came with the intention of not answering…

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

I try to avoid use of the word “pathetic” because I find it so judgmental and condescending. I cannot come up wth another word to describe what I think of this gentleman (using the term very loosely) here trying to accomplish and spectacularly failing at. What he is doing is - wait for it - pa-fucking-thetic.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Oh my gosh! Yes, I can’t stand people who think it is okay to demand physical affection from others. I moved to a city known for being “crunchy” and “liberal” a few years ago. Turns out people in the friend group my relatives are in like to hug total strangers hello and goodbye. Full body front to front hugs. And if…

Thank you for giving your kids the space to turn down uncomfortable touching. As a child, I really didn’t like to be physical (even as an adult, physical affection is something I have to force myself to do) and being “encouraged” to hug rarely seen relatives was the worst.

“Well, maybe I will never kiss my granddaughter again, how do you like that?!”